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Welcome to BiɛgoShell
A curious blend of retro charm and practical tools
BiɛgoShell is a terminal-style collection of tools, tips, and tech experiments—crafted for curious minds who prefer minimalism over megabytes. Whether you're here to explore tools like the IP Info dashboard, a password generator, or convert cron expressions into human-readable text, you'll find everything wrapped in a nostalgic green-on-black glow.
No frameworks. No fluff. Just raw HTML, CSS, and JavaScript—built. Browse the tools, read the blog, or just enjoy the vibes of a simpler digital era. Welcome to the shell.
BiɛgoShell is brought to you by Sandow Alhassan
Who is Sandow Alhassan?
If you’re reading this, you’ve probably asked yourself that question—or still are. Otherwise, you likely wouldn’t have ended up here.
About Sandow
So, what exactly will you learn about Sandow Alhassan here? To be honest: nothing sensational or groundbreaking. You also won’t uncover any secrets—even if that’s why you came. But that’s perfectly fine. There are still plenty of other interesting things to discover on this site.
Still, it’s likely you’re here with a lot of questions about Sandow. Sadly, most of them won’t be answered.
Frequently Unanswered Questions
- When was Sandow born?
- Where was he born?
- How tall is he?
- What’s his weight?
- Is he always punctual?
- Is he married?
- Does he have children? If so, how many?
- What’s his address?
- Phone number? Email?
- What does he do for a living?
- What school did he attend?
- Any political affiliation?
- Which university did he go to?
- Is he in a union?
- Cheesecake or red wine?
- Is he a pacifist?
- Beer, Coke, sparkling wine—or just water?
- Does he like cheese?
- Can he be relied on?
- Does he eat smoked ham?
- Vegetarian, flexitarian, or vegan?
- What car does he drive?
- Does he believe the Earth is flat and the center of the universe?
- Where is he going on vacation this year—and where did he go last year?
- Does he believe the Americans landed on the moon?
- Is he vaccinated against COVID? Once? Twice? Three, four, or five times?
- Belief in God, the Devil, agnostic, or atheist?
- Can he cook? Does he?
- Tofu or fish fingers?
- When does he get up on weekends?
- Speed limit: yay or nay?
- And finally: What is Sandow doing right now—at this very moment?
These are all questions you won’t find answers to here.
Disclaimer
The tools and utilities provided on BiɛgoShell are experimental and offered “as-is.” While they are built with care and curiosity, there are no guarantees regarding accuracy, reliability, or suitability for any particular purpose. Use them at your own risk—and preferably with a healthy sense of curiosity.